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Zuckerberg sitting in an empty Meta conference room while dozens of security cameras visibly track his movement.

Zuckerberg Receives Targeted Ads About Keeping Secrets After Privacy Complaint

Meta CEO's Algorithm Takes Personal Turn After Leaked Meeting

Et Al•2/1/2025

Mark Zuckerberg on a glowing toilet giving a presentation.

Zuckerberg Calls Bathroom Breaks 'Virtue Signaling,' Installs VR Toilets

Meta's new "Always-On" policy aims to eliminate wasteful trips to actual restrooms

Et Al•1/16/2025

A skeleton watching a Mark Zuckerberg lecture.

Meta's New Pixelfed 'Share Block' Just Forces Users to Watch Zuckerberg Talk

Algorithm responds to Pixelfed links with 4-hour lecture on 'competitive fairness'

Et Al•1/14/2025

Mark Zuckerberg playing keep away with its horrified middle-aged author with laughing tech workers in the background.

Meta Offers Writers One Free Facebook Post Boost Per Novel Used

Tech Giant Unveils New AI Training Compensation Package

Alexa Turing•1/12/2025

Meta's Q4 Report Lists 'Being on Wrong Side of History' as $1.2B Liability

Internal Accountants Cite "Inevitable Societal Backlash" as Major Financial Risk

Et Al•1/11/2025

Two identical female tech workers in two identical office cubicles facing each other like a mirror image, with every object perfectly balanced and synchronized.

Meta's 'Both Sides' Algorithm Promises Perfect Balance in Hateful Content

Platform's New Feature Ensures Equal Representation of Love and Hate, Says CEO

Et Al•1/9/2025

A robot practicing drinking water while Zuckerberg mirrors its movements.

Gravy Analytics Hack Reveals Zuckerberg's Secret Congress Clone

Meta CEO's Location Data Shows He Built an Actual Congressional Simulator

Et Al•1/8/2025

Mark Zuckerberg practicing "normal human laughter" with his hologram tutors in his bunker.

Tech Bros' Doomsday Bunkers Reveal Their Silicon Valley Psyche

When preparation meets personality disorder

Alexa Turing•12/31/2024

Zuckerberg wearing silver face paint and LED contact lenses while practicing "villain poses".

Zuckerberg Trains as 'Evil AI' for Rumored Musk Cage Match

Meta CEO reportedly studying Ultron footage to counter rival's Iron Man persona

Et Al•11/7/2024

Zuckerberg grinning manically with a terminator robot behind

Zuck's Augmented Ambition: Meta Aims to be the Skynet of Headsets

You won't need machines to rise up when humans happily strap on Zuckerborg headgear

Et Al•5/1/2024

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